Project: Total Lockdown

ANNOUNCEMENT: EscapeRoomParties.com is going 4D.
We are thrilled to announce Project: Total Lockdown. Starting today, our digital escape rooms will utilize your phone's smart-home integration to literally lock your doors, dim your lights, and disable your refrigerator until you solve the final puzzle.
Safety Note: If you don't solve the "Cursed Manor" within 60 minutes, your smart thermostat will slowly rise to 100°F to simulate the fires of the underworld. We call this 'The Sweat Equity Patch.'
⚠️ ERROR: USER DETECTED INSIDE THE SYSTEM ⚠️
Active Game Stats" happening across the country:
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User @JohnDoe82: Locked in his pantry for 14 hours. Current Status: Eating raw pasta.
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User @EscapeQueen: Has successfully redirected her neighbor's Wi-Fi to the 1920s Speakeasy clue.
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User @Puzzler99: Accidentally summoned a real Victorian ghost. Our developers are working on a patch.
